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September 2014: The Dole Truth and Nothing But...

Posted on September 14, 2014 at 8:15 PM Comments comments (0)

Good friends afforded us the opportunity to spend the night in a luxurious room on the 26th floor of a Hilton resort for our 27th anniversary recently. Overlooking the magnificent San Diego bay, the view from our room was spectacular. As a matter of fact, I was mesmerized.

“What on earth are you looking at for so long?” Pepper asked.

“That Dole ba...

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August 2014: You Talkin' to Me?

Posted on August 3, 2014 at 3:05 AM Comments comments (0)

It occurred to me as I mentally burned a hole in the face of the driver who was blocking the driveway as I was attempting to exit a strip mall that there are things we do righteously behind the wheel that we would never do as pedestrians.

Can you imagine coming up behind someone ambling along in front of you and hovering so close you could see the hairs on the back of their neck standing up?

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October 2013: Autocrack

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 3:30 AM Comments comments (0)

au•to•ma•tion (ô t -m sh n) n. 1. The automatic operation or control of equipment, a process, or a system. 2. The techniques and equipment used to achieve automatic operation or control. 3. The condition of being automatically controlled or operated.

For the most part, automation is supposed to be our friend. It...

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July 2013: Emancipation Day

Posted on July 14, 2013 at 4:45 PM Comments comments (0)

FROM JUDY LANE

FOR RELEASE: JULY 2013

“EMANCIPATION DAY”

LIFE IN THE JUDY LANE by Judy Lane

WORD COUNT: 1245

Any day now, my 13-year old daughter Shea will emancipate herself from her parents. At least that's what I would do if I were her.

Aside from the typical things parents do to embarrass their kids like speak and breathe, I have gone above and beyond. Not since my father chased the public bus down, pounded on the door till it opened and thr...

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Lotto Gods

Posted on December 16, 2012 at 8:45 PM Comments comments (0)

Twice a week I go to bed with visions of mega millions dancing in my pretty head. On most Tuesdays and Fridays I buy a chance or two in a bazillion to win the top prize. I know full well that I am more likely to be struck by lightning while dancing on the head of a pin with Prince on New Year’s Eve in Dubai than to win. But, hey it’s a certainty that I won’t win if I don’t play. And, more importantly, I’d like to believe in a miracle even for just a few minutes w...

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